1. Is this a real thing?
Must be, it has a website.
Definitely not just an excuse to set stuff on fire and take photos.
2. When?
November the 14th (world diabetes day), or whenever suits.
3. How do I select a vegetable?
Randomly, an app to aid in the process is currently in development.
4. How do I burn a vegetable?
DO NOT USE PETROL at best you will loose your eyebrows. Live to burn another year.
Thinking of burning a tomato this year but does it qualify as a vegetable? Advice please.
ReplyDeleteA fine question! We hold to scientific definitions here so its a fruit I'm afraid. That said fun optimisation is the name of the game, pretend its an odd carrot and we can let it slide.
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